Bad Choices Made Easy

The Left Rights

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Born out of the massive electro/punk cult group MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, the meat and two veg half of the band, JIMMY URINE and STEVE, RIGH? release their second album in a decade under the name THE LEFT RIGHTS. Jimmy and Steve make a collect phone call to god and smite the world with the album BAD CHOICES MADE EASY. As if things couldn't get worse with the recession and joaquin phoenix …. the lead singles “WHITE” and “WHY YOU IN MY PHYZICAL” are better then The Beatles ...period! Don't argue with me. It's too immature for adults and too adult for children. Its the perfect Mother's Day gift.THE LEFT RIGHTS are the drug problems you're too afraid to admit you have, and the porn addiction you brag about . You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 10 bux goodbye! 41 tracks with songs including “YOUNG BLACK AND CONSTIPATED”, “MAGIC BONE”, “FREE PORN” and “ASS IN MY FACE” (parts 1 and 2...) will make you wanna shit your self….so just admit you have been beaten and submissively lay down and enjoy THE LEFT RIGHTS!!!

Listen to the clean version of "WHY YOU IN MY PHYZICAL"!

Track List

01. BRUJA DE LOS JAIME
02. I'M ON CRACK
03. JACK THE RIFFER
04. WHITE
05. FUCK MSI
06. FART DOODIE AND A COCKY PEE
07. DEUCE COURTESANS AND A LAMBS TAIL OF SNUFF
08. WHY YOU IN MY PHYZICAL
09. I LIKE THE SMELL OF MY AMIGA
10. WHISTLING DIXIE
11. CHUBBINZ
12. DA FINGA
13. GEEKS FOR FANS
14. MAN
15. YOUNG BLACK AND CONSTIPATED
16. XYZPDQBGS
17. THE BOY IN THE STRIPED PAJAMAS
18. FIRE IN THE KITCHEN
19. THE MASK OF ZORRO
20. ALABASTER STREET
21. DADEADDUDEINDEBTDUDE
22. POPE JOHN PAUL THE 3RD
23. LITTLE HARD ON'S
24. THE MAN WITH ZE MUSTACHE
25. FORCE YOU TO LOVE ME
26. EAGLE HEAD
27. TWINKLE TWINKLE
28. GENESIS 16:12
29. MEOW
30. ASS IN MY FACE PART 1
31. ASS IN MY FACE PART 2
32. FOOD
33. MIKE B. GOOD
34. HOPELESS
35. FREE PORN
36. SUPER SUBURB CHIX
37. DOWST
38. PARTY TIME CRUST CAKES
39. PICTURES OF DOODIE
40. CHEAPER BY THE FRUZZEN
41. MAGIC BONE

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(Tracks from the digital version)

BRUJA DE LOS JAIME	0:33	$ 0.89	buy mp3
IM ON CRACK	1:49	$ 0.89	buy mp3
JACK THE RIFFER	1:10	$ 0.89	buy mp3
WHITE	2:45	$ 0.89	buy mp3
FUCK MSI	0:21	$ 0.89	buy mp3
FART DOODIE AND A COCKY PEE	1:23	$ 0.89	buy mp3
DUCE COURTESANS AND A LAMBS TAIL OF SNUFF	1:39	$ 0.89	buy mp3
WHY YOU IN MY PHYZICAL	3:01	$ 0.89	buy mp3
I LIKE THE SMELL OF MY AMIGA	1:13	$ 0.89	buy mp3
WHISTLING DIXIE	1:14	$ 0.89	buy mp3
CHUBBINZ	1:42	$ 0.89	buy mp3
DA FINGA	0:41	$ 0.89	buy mp3
GEEKS FOR FANS	1:35	$ 0.89	buy mp3
MAN	0:30	$ 0.89	buy mp3
YOUNG BLACK AND CONSTIPATED	1:25	$ 0.89	buy mp3
XYZPDQBGS	1:29	$ 0.89	buy mp3
THE BOY IN THE STRIPED PAJAMAS	0:28	$ 0.89	buy mp3
FIRE IN THE KITCHEN	1:05	$ 0.89	buy mp3
THE MARK OF ZORRO	1:06	$ 0.89	buy mp3
ALABASTER STREET	1:02	$ 0.89	buy mp3
DADEADDUDEINDEBTDUDE	1:05	$ 0.89	buy mp3
POPE JOHN PAUL THE 3RD	1:21	$ 0.89	buy mp3
LITTLE HARD ON`S	1:07	$ 0.89	buy mp3
THE MAN WITH ZE MUSTACHE	0:57	$ 0.89	buy mp3
FORCE YOU TO LOVE ME	1:23	$ 0.89	buy mp3
EAGLE HEAD	1:06	$ 0.89	buy mp3
TWINKLE TWINKLE	0:24	$ 0.89	buy mp3
GENESIS 16:12	1:57	$ 0.89	buy mp3
MEOW	0:55	$ 0.89	buy mp3
ASS IN MY FACE PART 1	0:35	$ 0.89	buy mp3
ASS IN MY FACE PART 2	1:27	$ 0.89	buy mp3
FOOD	0:51	$ 0.89	buy mp3
MIKE B. GOOD	2:51	$ 0.89	buy mp3
HOPELESS	2:46	$ 0.89	buy mp3
FREE PORN	1:05	$ 0.89	buy mp3
SUPER SUBURB CHIX	1:58	$ 0.89	buy mp3
DOWST	0:19	$ 0.89	buy mp3
PARTY TIME CRUST CAKES	0:59	$ 0.89	buy mp3
PICTURES OF DOODIE	1:31	$ 0.89	buy mp3
CHEAPER BY THE FRUZZEN	1:13	$ 0.89	buy mp3
MAGIC BONE	5:43	$ 0.89	buy mp3