Metropolis Records

The Left Rights

Bad Choices Made Easy

DIGITAL (2010)

Also available: CD

Born out of the massive electro/punk cult group MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, the meat and two veg half of the band, JIMMY URINE and STEVE, RIGH? release their second album in a decade under the name THE LEFT RIGHTS. Jimmy and Steve make a collect phone call to god and smite the world with the album BAD CHOICES MADE EASY. As if things couldn't get worse with the recession and joaquin phoenix …. the lead singles “WHITE” and “WHY YOU IN MY PHYZICAL” are better then The Beatles ...period! Don't argue with me. It's too immature for adults and too adult for children. Its the perfect Mother's Day gift.THE LEFT RIGHTS are the drug problems you're too afraid to admit you have, and the porn addiction you brag about . You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 10 bux goodbye! 41 tracks with songs including “YOUNG BLACK AND CONSTIPATED”, “MAGIC BONE”, “FREE PORN” and “ASS IN MY FACE” (parts 1 and 2...) will make you wanna shit your self….so just admit you have been beaten and submissively lay down and enjoy THE LEFT RIGHTS!!!

Track List

01. BRUJA DE LOS JAIME
02. IM ON CRACK
03. JACK THE RIFFER
04. WHITE
05. FUCK MSI
06. FART DOODIE AND A COCKY PEE
07. DUCE COURTESANS AND A LAMBS TAIL OF SNUFF
08. WHY YOU IN MY PHYZICAL
09. I LIKE THE SMELL OF MY AMIGA
10. WHISTLING DIXIE
11. CHUBBINZ
12. DA FINGA
13. GEEKS FOR FANS
14. MAN
15. YOUNG BLACK AND CONSTIPATED
16. XYZPDQBGS
17. THE BOY IN THE STRIPED PAJAMAS
18. FIRE IN THE KITCHEN
19. THE MARK OF ZORRO
20. ALABASTER STREET
21. DADEADDUDEINDEBTDUDE
22. POPE JOHN PAUL THE 3RD
23. LITTLE HARD ON`S
24. THE MAN WITH ZE MUSTACHE
25. FORCE YOU TO LOVE ME
26. EAGLE HEAD
27. TWINKLE TWINKLE
28. GENESIS 16:12
29. MEOW
30. ASS IN MY FACE PART 1
31. ASS IN MY FACE PART 2
32. FOOD
33. MIKE B. GOOD
34. HOPELESS
35. FREE PORN
36. SUPER SUBURB CHIX
37. DOWST
38. PARTY TIME CRUST CAKES
39. PICTURES OF DOODIE
40. CHEAPER BY THE FRUZZEN
41. MAGIC BONE